The Beginning of the Last Days of Mankind

With a title like that who wouldn't read this? Well, all you cool cats down on the bowlerlard, what's going...er...goin'...on? This is where the Big Mac and I mess with your minds, question your pinky and ultimately destroy your version of Lay's Naturals Potato Chips.


For the past four hours I've been playing a favorite video game of mine called Yoda Stories. Some of you may remember this game as the level: 1.8: abysmal game from gamespot.com. I assure you, however, that if you have no real life or any yearn to kill things with big Halo-type guns, Yoda Stories is the game for you.

What's more, the ashtray is in the dishwasher.

This is Landers, I'm sorry