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SCENE OF THE CRIME

At 4:19 AM several days ago, the publication Lee and Mac was found in the street, barely conscious and badly inquisitive. The victim was then left a note that they should engage in pursuit of another publication known as Juicy Fruiter. Should the publication be located, it is guaranteed by the note-leaver (now known to be Joey "The Ranger" Alexander #7094) that it will be found "interesting".

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