Monday, June 27, 2005

Out of the dust...

Comes someone you never thought that you'd see again! But here I am and I'd like to get serious for just a moment...................................and I'm done.

By doing this I'm kind of coming behind McKay's back simply to say: "Poopla". That's right that one single word that's got everybody talking. Even Bruce Willis has mentioned: "what does the word poopla mean to you?" I've often considered the meaning of the word poopla down to it's deepest, most philosophical nature. To explore the content of the question of this theory deeper, I've decided to present my audience with a complex (and initially confusing) sequence.

The equation is as follows:

(universal powers)(poopla)=Greater Understanding/World Peace

Simply stated if one was able to expand poopla into the powers that be our world would contain a poopla of peace. A peace of poopla.

Now that we've concluded our study in philosophy I would like to reprint the article that shocked America.

BREAKING NEWS
New Studies by California Scientists Reveals Striking Truth
Oakland: While undergoing a series of radical tests, the Association of Hyper-Intellectual Scientists of California (AHISCML) have released the following information:
"We the Hyper-Intellectual Scientists of California have made a shocking discovery that will change Americans daily lives. It has become evident from past and current tests that children are the number one cause of cancer."
Ever since the release Americans have been speechless. Says politician John Kerry: "I'm just speechless". Also commenting was a domestic goddess who said, "I was just terrified when I found out my Bobby was malignant."