Very Exciting

Sometimes less exciting, sometimes more exciting...

but always exciting.

Whatever happened to the Squirrel Nut Zippers? Some of you may ask: what's he talking about, who are the Squirrel Nut Zippers. I'll tell you who the Squirrel Nut Zippers are. The Squirrel Nut Zippers is a band that I, (your name here) like a lot.

That's right, Tommy Maxwell, and Kenny Mosher just released a new CD chock full of Zipper's style music. My personal favorite is a song based off of that timeless tale, "The Three Little Pigs"

Have a listen to it:

http://www.maxwellmosher.com/MMAudio/blow.mp3

Anyway, I may be the only person who cares about this. But I hope one of our 2 1/2 readers enjoys this as much as I do.

J

I find your FACE inquisitive, sir.

Yeah, well, that's the end of that Fruicy Juiter nonsense. At least until we get hit by the spammist again. But I await your onslaught, Paco, like I await my own... twitch. Bring. It. On.

I was so totally impressed with your innovative and modernizationistic enhancement of your artwork, Lee, that I decided to remark about it. I think the change from the man being left-handed to clearly being right-handed just brings out so much more truth to me. Left-handed people are so... so... loud. You know? Yeah, I mean who doesn't, right?

STARTLING NEWS

SCENE OF THE CRIME

At 4:19 AM several days ago, the publication Lee and Mac was found in the street, barely conscious and badly inquisitive. The victim was then left a note that they should engage in pursuit of another publication known as Juicy Fruiter. Should the publication be located, it is guaranteed by the note-leaver (now known to be Joey "The Ranger" Alexander #7094) that it will be found "interesting".

More on this story as it comes

J

Modernization

Alright, so I know that this is a big word (and a big topic) to jump on, but don't worry I'm a professional. Don't try this at home.

I first realized that the world was changing the moment that I began to notice changes in the world. You know what I'm talking about. The modernizationalismistic qualities of the world we live in. Is m. good? Of course it is. Think of it, huge stores filled with people cheering each other on to "happy holidays" and children respecting, even idolizing, those who are a little "different".

Well, I decided to jump onto to this fast moving band-wagon (after all, our blog has two different readers). As you can see, the blog is much more business-like and up to date. Notice the sleek background bathed in dark...um...colors. The text boxes in bold tan-like garments that seem to say: "Here at Lee and Mac, We're important and we hope you think so too!"

I've noticed even my artwork has moved on to keep up with the times. Once one has become modern it is not so easy to go back. So, for your enjoyment, I've revamed an old piece of mine to make it come alive with modernism. See if you can guess the change that I've made!

Thank goodness I'm so modern!

The End

Ha! I am so clever! Do you realize what I did? You'll never get over this, I tell ya... This is just to much. Ho! Ha! Sideache! uhg...

If you thought that sounded like me, you thought wrong. Er, you thought wrongly? Wrongish. You were incorrect! It was a false me. The clever thing that really isn't clever is the fact that I entered "The End" as the title. I mean, just think about it. Ok now stop.

Well, just thought I'd drop in ta pay my rispects, see? Hey, I saw a movie over the holidays called 'Mobsters and Mormons,' another one of those LDS movies that are kinda cheesy and disrespectful but still manage to make me laugh (which is a little frustrating, in all truthfulness.) This one was, I thought, a tiny bit better than most of the other ones out there. Take that for what it's worth.

Hey, anonymous poster (heh, yeah, that's right, I called you a poster. You aint nothin' but a poster, hangin' on the wall), I have half a haph I mean half a mind to turn on posting by registered users, then you'd be forced to disclose your identity. Or at least some identity. But any identity is better than Anonymous!!! But then, I'm not aggressive enough to do that. I mean, the more likely result would be you ceasing to comment or even view the blog altogether, and you have no idea how much of our self-esteem depends on the fact that we have two dedicated readers... Wait, did I just display that for the world to see? Ah, no I didn't, you see, because only our two dedicated readers see this blog.

2! That's twice as many as we thought we had before! At this rate we'll conquer Ecuador!

Well it was nine feet high and six feet wide and soft as a downy chick. It was made from the feathers of forty-'leven geese, took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick. It'd hold eight kids and four hound dogs and a piggy we stole from the shed; we didn't get much sleep but we had a lot of fun on grandma's feather bed.

You should hear my dad play that song. It's as priceless as a MasterCard commercial. I mean, there are just some things money can't buy, you know? And for everything else, there's 20% interest. So cheer up!

Ok, that's my dues for the evenin'.